"A Summary to Max Schulman's "Love Is a Fallacy""

There was once a genius law student. He wanted to marry a beautiful, graceful, and intelligent girl. He has a friend named Petey bellows. Petey always wanted to wear a raccoon coat because this is what the big men are wearing in the school. The law student knew that Petey had a girl, Polly espy. Beautiful, graceful, but not intelligent was she. He believes that he can make her smart if they already have a relationship. He gave the raccoon coat to petey but with one condition, to give up Petey’s girl. Petey had a hard time choosing and thinking. At last, he accepted the deal.

The law student had his first date with Polly. He had hard time because it is hard for him to be with a girl that does not use her logic. He decided to teach Polly. A week had passed and Polly already learn her lessons- but it was too much! The girl debated each word of the boy said false. Then it went to a time that the boy asked the girl if whom does she love, him or Petey. The girl answered Petey because Petey has a raccoon coat. The boy then was disappointed.